April Showers Bring Orange Blossoms…
Friday April 6th is going to be the peak of your existence so long as you are at the right place at the right time. If you are not going to be at h2o live for this show, chances are you peaked in high school anyway.
This show is going to be incredible. We have the privilege of sharing the stage with the embodied aroma of Austin, Diesel N Dixie, Beaumont’s sausage kings, We Were Wolves, and Orlando’s most infamous backyard wresters, Henrietta. We’ll get all the info posted ASAP, and there will be advanced tickets for sale at ticketleap.com, but for the procrastinators as long as you say “OBP” or “Orange Blossom Pilsner” at the door you’ll be able to come in at the advanced ticket price.
Our lineup for the night will be Stephen on drums, Nick “El Toro” Torontali on bass and none other than Parks “T-Parks” “Uncle Snuz” “Georgia, I Hardly Know Her” Reese on the guitar, and this guy.
We’re gonna be revealing both new material and bare man chest, so I suggest you toughen up.
Let’s get the word out. Open your mouth and say “BUFFALO GUN!!!”. Now apologize to the rest of Starbucks.